I'm trying something different this time, I'm writing a 2 part story, writing both parts at the same time.

This is a different one as I'm going into comedy - o.k. dark snarky humor and some references that date me - not gonna apologize if you don't get it - ask your grandparents what a Thomas Guide was and if George Burns was God and PLEASE tell me you know Lenny and George from Of Mice and Men (Duh Gee George, I prefer to pet little bunny rabbits)
OK so maybe I'd dating myself too far back, but I'm hoping you'll enjoy the humor just the same, and maybe cause you to google or ask Siri what was...?

Houska Castle (yes it's a real place - here's the wiki https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houska_Castle) is supposed to be the gateway to Hell.
George and Lenny, 2 Paranormal Investigators manage to get permission to investigate the caverns underneath. It's the gateway to Hell, so...who do you think they find down there?

George gets tasked with a quest - Hand deliver a message to God - not the spiritual "He's everywhere" but the real - physical God. Don't and all your soul are belong to us. Where would you even start?

I present to you George a Cosmic Fed/Ex delivery guy with no idea what the address is.
Does he end up in a waiting room in heaven with #344,091,334,455 and now serving #17 ?
Does he have the guts to call Lucifer "Lucy" to his face?
Will he find God at the bottle of a whiskey bottle, or in a dried bowl of oatmeal, or... ?
What if God has a hangover? How does George not get smited? smoted? smitten? "O.k. Google, What's the past tense of smite?"

These 2 book should be finished in the next month or so and I'm really excited to see where this goes and what you think.

And yes I really am writing both books at the same time - the ideas just overlapped and I had the ending almost at the beginning, but it was too long for 1 book, in a weird way this made sense to me.

I'm really hoping you enjoy these as most as I did coming up with them.